My Son Was Abducted by Aliens

[ServinGsus]

Now, I never believed in aliens.  That was tabloid stuff, or Twilight Zone stuff.  Maybe X-files fantasy at best.  But now I'm a believer.

They took my son.  It's the only explanation.  They took my beautiful, happy, cooperative, cuddly, charming baby boy...

and replaced him with an identical twin 2-year old that has hissy fits, says "no" way too often, and cries when you say it back to him.

I wish they'd demand ransome already!!!

(for those of you who don't know me well, yes, this WAS me being sarcastic!)

[fantusy]

Aug. 1, 2008 at 8:46 AM

LOL!   So THAT'S what happened to my sweet baby! 

 

Very funny!

[forRobyn]

Aug. 1, 2008 at 8:47 AM

LOL, my daughter must have been abducted with you son!

[mommylah]

Aug. 1, 2008 at 9:26 AM

LoL! They finally gave my daughter back.

[jylfkanney]

Aug. 1, 2008 at 9:36 AM

How long did it take mommylah?  I'm still waiting for my son, and it seems they are playing tricks on me with my daughter.  Sometimes they give me her and sometimes it's the alien twin.

[sherriet]

Aug. 1, 2008 at 9:49 AM

The aliens retuend each of our kids when they hit 4, but have been randomly snatching them again since age 10.  Hang in there

[holleybygolly]

Aug. 1, 2008 at 2:48 PM

So funny!!!!

Right there with you. . . my son started the terrible 2s the very week he turned 2.     Aaaaarrrrrrgggggggg!  My mom is a child psychologist and says that she has NEVER seen a more strong willed child!  I can recommend an excellent  book on the subject if you need one. . .

[lynn63042]

Aug. 1, 2008 at 5:00 PM

Age two....that is standard behavior... lol!

[HeidiLJ]

Aug. 4, 2008 at 9:28 PM

Oy, I'm seeing some of that in my two and a half year-old as well.  My sweet, sweet, baby!

[MemawBrie]

Aug. 4, 2008 at 9:30 PM

The do seem to morph overnight, don't they?

[Mary-Kay-Mom]

Aug. 8, 2008 at 7:57 AM

It happens again when they become teenagers  :-O  My pastor's wife once said the aliens come and take our children when they're about 13, replace them with clones, and then return our sweet children back to us when they turn 25.  I didn't know they also came when they are toddlers.  What a revelation!!!