Funny local news

[craysor]

I checked out my local newspaper's website today and scanned the headlines, and was instantly grabbed by this one....

2 students sentenced in Port-A-Potty arson incident  

My favorite parts include:   "Under questioning from state police, Calhoun said he and Vnucak had gone to the portable toilet that morning to smoke a cigarette. While inside, Vnucak said he wanted to start a fire to keep warm and lit a small amount of toilet paper, Calhoun said."  

[Obviously this kid is a genius, because this story is the perfect coverup to the crime....lighting a fire in a porta-potty to keep warm at the end of July is SO believable!]  

"Another officer, Sgt. Daniel McKeown, reportedly detained two men whom he saw leaving the flaming toilet."  

[Those are just 2 great words to string together.]