ROFL!!! (Thanks momh!)

  • August 5, 2008 at 4:50 PM by applemom
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Three Men on  a Hike


Three men were hiking through a forest when they came  upon a large raging, Violent river.
Needing to get to the other  side,
the first man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'



Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong  legs
and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours, having almost  drowned twice.



After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
 'God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river'  



Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms
and strong  legs and he
was able to row across in about an hour
after almost  capsizing once.



Seeing what happened to the first two men,  
the third man prayed:
'God,please give me the strength,
the tools  and the intelligence
to cross the river'



Poof! .. He was  turned into a woman.
She checked the map,
hiked one
hundred yards up  stream
and walked across the bridge.





GO AHEAD, SEND THIS  TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO
CAN HANDLE  IT!



'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife  told you!'

Comments:

ashen...

that is funny...

ashenzues Aug. 5, 2008 at 8:24 PM

Mommi...

That was great!  I needed a laugh, thank you!

Mommie4lfe Aug. 5, 2008 at 9:25 PM

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