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I showed my a$$ on the first day of school.
- Aug 7, 2008 at 9:17 AM
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The bus came from the wrong way at the crowded intersection of my street and main street. The bus driver didn't see us. I took off running in my flip flops and a sweatsuit that's a little too big and also low cut. I was holding an umbrella. Poor Ashley was hustling behind me with her 50 pound backpack, lunchbox, and Dollar General Store bag of Kleenex, wipes, and paper towels. She kept yelling, "Mama! Pull up your pants! Everybody can see your butt!". The bus released the brake and started to pull off, so I sprinted the last 30 feet or so, and apparently, my pink thong panties and most of my fat ass were hanging out. Damn! I wasn't worried about fashion or fit when I dressed! I didn't know I'd be running, I thought I would just stand there and blow her a kiss! The crowded Speedway and BP patrons were attentive. Also, both lanes of traffic that had stopped for the bus and were watching to see if I would be able to catch it......
Ashley was mortified and silent as she boarded the schoolbus. Then I had to run back across both lanes of morning rush hour traffic when the bus pulled away and again the thong and fat ass were visible. I could see her big eyes gazing in horror from the window. "Have a great first day of school, Honey!"
Comments:
Well you embare-assed your daughter but hey, I am sure you made someone else's day...pink thong and all :)
Oh well. These things happen.
Oh well shit happens and we live another day in this fun world!!!
OMG...I feel awful for your daughter (oh yeah, you, too :-P) but I'm too busy busting a gut at OoJenoO's response to cry for you right now! Embare-assed! I love it!!!!
Oh I needed a good laugh this morning!! THANKS! THIS IS FANTASTIC .... just think of how this story is going to sound 20 years from now when she's telling her kids.. ha ha ha ha ha
Oh man...what story for your daughter to tell when she's older!! lol
Nice one!
How Funny! That is a great story!
LMFAO~!! I can see it now gf~! I can't stop laughin~! Thanks~!
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Those pants are now in the trash!
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