Interesting thing about pigs flying.....They don't have wings...And ya know what ....neither do I ! LOL

 Now to me that is not a mistake!  We are not meant to fly...for if we were we would have several  feather covered items firmly attached onto our breast bones....like the rest of the flying species'.

I have a two drink MINUMUM to even fly on an airplane!  No more ...no less.  If I have more...then I would not be allowed to fly! LOL  No drunken passengers allowed!!! Sadly!!!!!.LOL     If I have less than my 2 drink minimum .My knees will not stop knocking together long  enough for me to even walk into the airport.  

As far as sky divin, hang gliding, bungee leapin and base jumping or any other high flying antics go....all I can say is these folks need their heads examined!  LOL  

My life ....just my everyday to day life..... is scary enough without tempting God with such antics! 

Seriously.  Before I was just 18 y/o....I had been..... mixed up at birth,  kid-napped, robbed at gun point, witnessed a bank robbering, dated a man in the mob, survived a 747 plane crash  And ... a host of other un-pleasantries that are much too horrible to even mention here.  (could explain why I am soooo crazy! LOL)

 Why would I need to go LOOKING  for trouble?  LOL 

What are these folks seeking....Excitement? .... Over-coming Fears?  Seriously...Read a Mystery or a GOOD Self-help Book! Go see a Stunt movie!  Ride a Roller Coaster!  Try Dating On-line... now that's scary!  LOL  LOL  LOL  

 If all else fails.... Baby sit for my 2 little "angels" ...that will surely scare the Hell outta ya! LOL  They are EXPERTS at sky diving, bungie jumpin and base line leapin off of furniture, window sills and sometimes if we are lucky...in their trampoline!  LOL

As for me...When you see these three pigs up in the sky ...flying!!

..look behind them !  That is where I will be....catching up the rear!!!!!!! LOL    ONLY WHEN PIGS FLY....SO SHALL I .   LOL

Until then ...I will keep my 2 two feet FIRMLY planted where their belong...in my Comfy slippers on a cushy foot rest! LOL

 vmm C/C 08/18/08

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