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Poked! *Naughty but Nice*
- Aug 26, 2008 at 2:27 PM
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So, how many of you have ever had a super long day, get off work, run errands, get home and get supper started, pick up the house, finish supper, eat, get the kids to bed and you get your 3 minute shower before you drop dead into bed and you are half asleep and here comes that inevitable poke in the back! Come on ladies, I know it doesn't just happen to me.
I have the perfect gift for your man. Instead of rolling over and beating him unconscious with the remote, roll over with a bottle of my Lickety Stiff. Termed "The Best Whack Me Off Cream" around. The consistency of this cream is so thick that it will amplify the sensations. 3 fingers will feel like 10. Most men can't handle this, so you can get them up and off and get back to sleep in no time. And, if you're awake now anyway, it's lickable!
If he's been a Super hubby you can also get him our Super Stretch Beaded to go along with that Lickety Stiff and tell him to head to the bathroom. These are great gifts and very nicely priced at $12 and $32, but don't forget your toy cleaner, @ $12.50 it's cheaper than a co-pay!
So what are you waiting for ladies, visit my website @ www.SlumberPartiesbyLisaElliott.com and get a decent nights sleep for a change!
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omg i would love to but i am so broke but it will be in my mind thanks
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