A chuckle and then good night

[Moomie]

I know you're probably read these before, but we could all use a good chuckle. Enjoy  :)

*******Disclaimer - I did NOT find any of these, they were sent to me via email. Still funny.****** 

(Proofreading is a dying art, would you say?)

Man Kills Self before Shooting Wife and Daughter



I caught this one in the SGV Tribune the other day. When I called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this, it took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible! They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now, that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma 's new construction program!
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half;
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!
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[paganpinup]

Aug. 27, 2008 at 1:19 AM

LOL, that did inspire a chuckle or two.

[Abomnablesnogrl]

Aug. 27, 2008 at 1:44 AM

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?

they're delicious with ranch.

[PLCL]

Aug. 27, 2008 at 7:34 AM

LOL!

[jsnzmom]

Aug. 27, 2008 at 8:00 AM

Ha ha ha ha!  Nothing like a laugh at others' cluelessness to start your day.  Very funny!

[Flydragon]

Aug. 27, 2008 at 10:53 AM

HA!!!!! I like it!

[mancosmomma]

Aug. 27, 2008 at 7:32 PM

LMAO!  I needed a good laugh today! 

[just_jenn]

Aug. 27, 2008 at 8:20 PM

You so funny!!! And so was your post!