Because You Are My TRUE Friend!

[realtormommyof3]

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--After I laugh my butt off!!

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

 

[ladybug309]

Sep. 6, 2008 at 9:19 PM

That is to cute. lol

[jayfly]

Sep. 6, 2008 at 9:33 PM

That's great!! I love it

[bigmare247]

Sep. 6, 2008 at 9:41 PM

very nice and sooo true!

[3Nesters]

Sep. 6, 2008 at 9:47 PM

Thats funny, I like # 8.

[miggo5]

Sep. 6, 2008 at 9:52 PM

Thanks for the laugh. 

[aprildawn27]

Sep. 6, 2008 at 10:41 PM

Aint that the truth

[jlaney]

Sep. 6, 2008 at 11:05 PM

I absolutely love this!  It's so true! It made me laugh!  Thanks!

[DanielaS]

Sep. 7, 2008 at 12:56 AM

Funny!

[Dana1975]

Sep. 7, 2008 at 8:56 AM

I am sending this to all my friends, I love it.

[gilln001]

Sep. 7, 2008 at 10:05 AM

Its very real and true.. Thanks for the laugh I gotta share this with my friends....hahaha