"How I was born" as told by my five-year-old

[heather]

The littlest M was telling his Grampie about the day he was born.

"When I was zero, I was in my Mom's tummy.  Then I got bored.  So, I popped out and got my safety scissors.  I cut my belly button, and it didn't hurt an inch."

 

 Where does M#4 come up with this stuff? 

 

BTW littlest M ... Mommy remembers your arrival VERY differently. 

 

[terirose22]

Sep. 7, 2008 at 10:58 PM

This is flipping hysterical!  Where do they come up with this stuff?  LOL

[SahmTam]

Sep. 7, 2008 at 10:58 PM

LOL He cut his way out!  How cute!

[Charma7]

Sep. 7, 2008 at 11:01 PM

BOY is that one in for a surprise

[secondrose]

Sep. 7, 2008 at 11:02 PM

Kids are absolutely the greatest storytellers!!! LOL  Be sure to write this in the baby book!

[twoarefun]

Sep. 8, 2008 at 6:08 AM

LOL!  That boy is too much!  Thanks for the morning chuckle.  You have the greatest kids!

[auroragold]

Sep. 8, 2008 at 7:21 AM

Oh what a way to start the day - with a hearty chuckle!

Thanks for sharing that

[riotgrrl]

Sep. 8, 2008 at 9:49 AM

LOL that's great.

[ldmrmom]

Sep. 8, 2008 at 1:59 PM

LOL! Oh he's a piece of work! I love it though.

[deepseadiver]

Sep. 8, 2008 at 4:08 PM

  

[luvmyguyandgirl]

Sep. 10, 2008 at 9:13 AM

Ha!  That's hilarious!