top ten craziest things that my 5 years old says

[TenishaD]

10 when i grow up i want chest hair like daddy, 9 why is the moon chasing us, 8 uncle  j needs perfect patch for his yard, 7do fish drink water?, because they look thristy, 6 you did not put gas in the car now daddy aint gonna make it to work, 5 all the boys from high school musical are my boyfriends, 4  you can't sing that song alex cause you are a boy and that is for girls to sing, 3 go sit down baby time out, 2 that cat is nasty he licking his cookie box, 1 how am i gonna grow my new teeth do you have to plant seeds?