All families have one. You know, he's the one who takes things that do not belong to him and puts them in places they do not belong. He is the only ony who could have done it because every one says they did not take what is missing and they did not see who took it. Like my keys. They were missing all day yesterday and most of this morning, but nobody saw them or touched them. Then when I finally do find them, where do you think they were? That's right, you guessed it. In the bottom of the toy box. Well, I know I didn't put them there, and if none of the kids put them there, that only leaves Mr. Gettit Goblin. How dare that dirty old booger make me accuse my poor little angels of doing such a thing as taking Mommy's keys. He is so sly and slick. He is a sweet talker too. He has convinced me to ground all the kids from TV and video games until some one takes the blame. Darned ole Gettit Goblin!