The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.


Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.


You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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yogap...
Sep. 23, 2008 at 10:35 PM

Where does choklit fit in?

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Moomie
Sep. 23, 2008 at 10:38 PM

choklit?

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3bs
Sep. 23, 2008 at 10:39 PM

Hee Hee!!!

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stefa...
Sep. 23, 2008 at 10:47 PM

Clear Head Of Killer Little Isolating Tasks  (choklit)

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cjaw1018
Sep. 23, 2008 at 10:48 PM

Stefanie is awesome

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Abomn...
Sep. 24, 2008 at 12:57 AM

i lurve stefanie.  i haz choklit.  m&m's.  om nom nom!

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goofy...
Sep. 24, 2008 at 9:48 AM

who wants to come with me to get Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter ???????  I have the virus bad

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Harle...
Sep. 25, 2008 at 8:56 PM

pink ribbon

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