They are so sexy, huh!!!  

The only reason at this moment I feel sexy is because I have a number of drugs in my system!!

I had a knee scope done on me this morning.  My mom came up here yesterday afternoon to take me this morning.  She left about 30 mins ago.  I was suppose to work last night but she made me call in.  Actually all she said was "your not going to work."  I replied "yes mam, let me call the hosptial and tell them."  

My sexy stockings are compression stockings which are used to prevent blood clots.  I feel 80 years old. LOL.  The big azz blue wrap around my knee is stuffed with 4 gel packs (ice packs). 

I am to walk with crutches. Actually, use them as a walker.  Meaning I move the crutches forward then step with left leg then right.  It is more of a pain in the azz.

I found out info about my Surgeon before I saw him a month ago.  He has a plane and took off, circled, then landed.  When he stepped out of the plane his glasses were crooked on his face and the front of pants were wet.  He had hit a buzzard and it went through the passenger side of the windshield and landed in the backseat. 

I never said anything to him or questioned him about it.  I just laughed to myself everytime I saw him. Until I was given drugs today.  I asked him he was a pilot too.  He told me yes.  I told him my dad was one.  I asked if he hit any birds and then I started laughing.  I am just lucky he didn't decide to cut off my leg. LMAO.

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