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Mom is Smarter than you
Sep 27, 2008 at 9:56 PM
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You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy
this one...I borrowed this from a friend!

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the
course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how
beautiful Brian's
roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been
suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had
only made her
more curious.

Over the course of the evening,
while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was
more between Brian and Jennifer than
met the eye.

Reading his
mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must
be thinking,
but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week
later , Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to
dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it,
but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and
wrote:

______________________________________________________________________

Dear
Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the
house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.
But
the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
here for
dinner.

Love,
Brian
______________________________________________________________________

Several
days later, Brian received an email back from his mother
that
read:

______________________________________________________________________

Dear
Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not
saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.
But the fact remains
that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she
would have found the
gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE
TO YOUR MOTHER