My Prayer

[realtormommyof3]

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, please no bags, and please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, please no grays, and for my belly, please take it away.

Please keep me healthy, please keep me young, and thank you Dear Lord for all you have done!

Five tips for a woman....

1 It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

[molliesmom926]

Sep. 27, 2008 at 10:04 PM

Amen! Hallelulia!

[brandonwifey]

Sep. 27, 2008 at 10:05 PM

lol dats is too cute i like that...thanks for the laugh i reallllllly needed that especially all the drama i went thru 2day

[realtormommyof3]

Sep. 27, 2008 at 10:22 PM

Your welcome! Glad I could brighten your day!

(Original Poster)

[sangel8308]

Sep. 27, 2008 at 11:01 PM

I use this prayer with my daughter every night although its a little different I will definitely remember this one for me though lol!

[bigmare247]

Sep. 28, 2008 at 12:31 AM

thats great..and sooo true..lol i like this one!

[lilchicken]

Sep. 30, 2008 at 6:27 PM

Those were so great. I laughed so hard. Thanks for making my day.

[helloitsme]

Nov. 17, 2008 at 8:09 PM

LOL LOVE IT!!  =)