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Question: What would your hubby do if he saw you in this outfit?

Options:

I'd be Batman's sidekick

drool over me and have sex with me all night

laugh and then have sex with me

take one look at me and run for the door

say nothing and rip my clothing off

not even look at me and ask me what i did for fun today


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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their  men.They agree that night all three will wear black leather bodice,  stiletto heelsand a mask over their eyes.  After  a few days, they meet up for lunch.

> The engaged woman:

    The other  night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice,  tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,  'You are the woman of my  life. I love you.' Then we made love all night  long.


> The  mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at  his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over myeyes  and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we  had
wild sex all night.


> The married  woman:I sent the kids to stay at my mother's  house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing theleather  bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soonas he  came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner,  Batman?'

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Comments:

MSuga...
Oct. 1, 2008 at 10:02 PM

LOL

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Emily...
Nov. 4, 2008 at 8:04 PM

Hahahaa ... thats a good one ... can I borrow it ??

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