Just a cute story that I had to share with my CafeMoms!

Enjoy!

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This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There's
not a woman alive who won't crack up over this.


I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in
the week. Early one morning I received a call from
the doctors office to tell me that I had been
rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 a.m

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school and
it was already around 8:45 a.m. The trip to his office took
about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
hygiene when making such a visit but this time I wasn't
going to be able to make the full effort.
 
So I rushed 
upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in
'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable.
 
I threw the washcloth in the clothesbasket,
donned some clothes, and raced to my appo intment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was
called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure
you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at
the other side of the room and pretended I was in Paris or
some other place a million miles away.
 
I was a little surprised when the doctor said,
'My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
haven't we?' I didn't respond. After the
appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went
home.
 
The rest
 
of the day was normal...Some shoppin g, cleaning
and cooking.  After school when my 6 year old
daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom,
'Mommy, where's my washcloth?  I told
her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the
sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside

it.'

Never going back to that doctor
 .... Ever.

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Sweet...
Oct. 9, 2008 at 4:06 PM

That was hilarious...LOLlaughing

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calli...
Oct. 9, 2008 at 5:59 PM

lol

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aubre...
Oct. 10, 2008 at 1:48 AM

I love it!  LOL!!!!

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2hear...
Oct. 11, 2008 at 10:34 AM

laughing

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Spare...
Oct. 12, 2008 at 9:31 AM

That is too funny !!!  LOL

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alici...
Oct. 13, 2008 at 1:12 PM

OMG hilarious!!!

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Melli...
May. 5, 2009 at 8:12 AM

rolling on floor

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Crazy...
May. 26, 2009 at 8:08 AM

 Well at least you had a laugh out of it. I love this story.

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