Hallmark cards
- October 9, 2008 at 3:12 PM by Charmedmommy82
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Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day....
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M y tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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H eard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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L ooking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
' What the Hell was I thinking?'
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that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
' What the Hell was I thinking?'
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C ongratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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Too bad no one likes your husband.
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H ow could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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A s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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H appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Arkansas , K entucky & West Virginia , Mississippi , Florida ) )
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(Available only in Tennessee , Arkansas , K entucky & West Virginia , Mississippi , Florida ) )
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H appy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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Almost Lifelike!
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W hen we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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W e have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
it's almost like you're here.
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C ongratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Y our friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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S o your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
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Now these were heeeelarious!!! Just play a country song backwards and all these things will correct themselves! LOL
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LOL.......seriously these are great, too! Thanks again for the laughs......I'd really love to have gotten the C ongratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
for someone I know......lol.
CVICU-RN Oct. 9, 2008 at 3:22 PM