New 401k Plan
- October 9, 2008 at 4:49 PM by monique324
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If you had purchased $1,000 of Lehman Bros. stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.
With Wachovia, you would have $16.50 left.
With AIG, you would have less than $5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg plan.
Tags: financial crisis, aig, lehman brothers, 401k
- Written by monique324 on October 9, 2008 at 4:49 PM
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LOL...I may be on that investment plan if things don't change soon.
No wonder my husband has been asking me, "Would you mind if I bought some beer?" LOL
DAMN! Girl, I've lost over $10,000 - that's TEN FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS in my 401(k) in the last 6 weeks. I knew I should have bought beer!
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I SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
older Oct. 9, 2008 at 5:04 PM