So, the twins are screaming their friggin heads off dying for their bedtime bottle.  Max (one of the twins) is tugging at my leg, and Josephine (the other) is screaming somewhere else in the house.  I wrangle free from Max, and go to find Miss Joey.  I grab her, like a sack of potatoes kinda, and return to the kitchen where I'm nuking their milk *gasp.*  Joey still under the arm, and a glass of milk in the other, I distinctly smell poo.  Not sure if it's the trashcan behind me (it's been a poo-fest around here today) or if it's Max, or Joey still in my arms, I blindly lift her diaper-only butt to my nose, and take a sniff....OH MY F*CKING GOD!!!  She had exploded out the top of her diaper and I planted my nose/part of my mouth directly in BABY SHIT!  Diarrhea to be exact.  So, that was the end of my day.  Thought you would all appreciate it. 

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Oct. 12, 2008 at 7:10 PM

Oooooh, that doesn't sound like fun at all, but it gave me a little chuckle. Hope the rest of your night goes smoothly.

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Oct. 12, 2008 at 7:12 PM

Hope the rest of your night goes better....

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Oct. 12, 2008 at 10:10 PM

Oh I am so sorry that really sucks!!! We had a blow-out today in the car seat! I feel your pain!!eye rolling

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Oct. 12, 2008 at 10:41 PM

O.K, that really made me laugh, just b/c I have been there. Sorry your say was shitty...literally!!!!

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Oct. 16, 2008 at 10:31 AM

motherhood is so glamorous, isnt it

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Nov. 4, 2008 at 1:37 PM

LOL... I'm sorry you got poo on your mouth!  Hope all is well... waiting to hear about the job from the hubby and stuff.

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Nov. 7, 2008 at 7:01 AM

LOL This is what motherhood is allllllll about....

My first used to shoot it out...did NOT like to go in the diaper...have her pee, and wait until the unsuspecting mother (me) would open it up, and KA-BLAM - it would hit the wall 4 feet away.


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