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Labor Pain.... ROTFLMAO
- Oct 26, 2008 at 4:15 PM
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This is soooo funny...
A married couple went to the hospital to have
their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor
said that the hospital was testing an
amazing new high-tech
machine that would transfer a portion of the
mother's labor
pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were willing
to try it out.
Both said they were very much in favor of
it. The doctor set the pain
transfer to 10 percent for starters,
explaining that even 10 percent was
probably more pain than the
father had ever experienced before.
But, as the labor
progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go
ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still
feeling
fine.
The doctor then checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was
doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since
the pain transfer was
obviously helping the wife considerably, the
husband encouraged the
doctor to transfer ALL the pain to
him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no
pain, and the
husband had experienced none. She and her
husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the
UPS man dead on the porch.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA, Thats the funniest thing I have read all week! Thanks for the much needed laugh today :)
- crazyaboutmygfs
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