Sassy Blessings. (And, I do believe I stink).

[ShutterbugMama]

Yep.  Im in a funky mood...

1. Im thankful for the hormones running wild through my body.  Between the mood swings, the pimples, and the crying spells, I feel so YOUNG!

I wish I didnt smell so bad though...my ph balance is also effected; lets NOT hang out for a while...

2, Im grateful that the ants found my pantry...seriously, arent I so LUCKY to have a PANTRY for ants to get into???

(My head hurts...)

3. Im thankful that tomorrow is Friday. 

I dont know why, seeing as how I have NO plans, but Fridays always sound like so much fun, don't they?

4. Im thankful that the lady in the 99cent store bathroom got mad at me for not holding the door for her.

I DIDNT SEE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!  I SWEAR I DIDNT!

But, Im thankful she got mad at me, and got ugly....that way, when Aiden ran into her heels with our cart, I didnt feel so bad.

In fact, I didnt feel bad at all.

I said, "Good thing ya got two heels!".

I smiled kindly, trying to lighten the situation, but...we're still not friends.

Cant win them all...thankfully.

5. Im thankful for Farm Fresh Eggs and toasted homemade bread for dinner.

(But real eggs, unlike the ones in the market, have spots, and lines, and all kinds of STUFF on them...I half expected a chic to come out into the pan...).

I still totally want chickens of my own; I have a space for them in the side yard so they can make a huge mess, and lay eggs for me...

They smell bad, but these days, all I really smell is myself, so it wont matter...

Count your blessings...even the sassy ones. 

xo

Elle

 

[NorahSethsMommy]

Nov. 6, 2008 at 10:02 PM

I love how you can find such blessings in the craziest of places and situations. I need to work on that. SERIOUSLY!

Love you!

[kirstenjoy]

Nov. 6, 2008 at 10:11 PM

so, my hormones are raging too and my head hurts - i'm grateful that i have the senses that allow me to feel this things as opposed to being wihout senses.  yes, is that kind of like finding flowers in rain?  and, i'm glad i have sight, which is highlighted by the fact that my vision is blurry cuz my eyes hurt from this cold that is completely taking over my body - along with the blood rushing out of me and the pelvic pain ... like that ya mean??  ;-)

[Lb128f]

Nov. 6, 2008 at 10:48 PM

 Here ya' go! Just for you!

Oh and this too.... LOL! Hope you have a GREAT Friday!!

[Trackwidow]

Nov. 6, 2008 at 11:12 PM

As I am reading this i am thinking of how nice I smell since I just took a shower.

Did you count soap as a blessing.? Ok, now I will duck in case your hormones cause you to throw a shoe at me!

Seriously, you make me smile, I love reading your blessings. Only you could come up with some them.

And by the way, chickens really stink, there is no way you could ever smell as bad as they do. We had chickens when I was in high school, nasty, smelly creatures. They are foul fowl.

[Ginny19]

Nov. 6, 2008 at 11:18 PM

You are just too too too f unnnnnnny!

[Allison]

Nov. 6, 2008 at 11:45 PM

You make me smile girlie!

[Nanette77318]

Nov. 7, 2008 at 8:07 AM

I had a neighbor that had chickens.....I wouldn't recommend you get any if your neighbors are "right" next door. That wouldn't be loving! : )  

[Mama0f3grlz]

Nov. 7, 2008 at 8:26 AM

You are hillarious Elle. You always make my day.