A super funny survey. I'm a riot!

[harliesaint]

What Would You Rather... (To The Extreme)

Be recognized for saving 500 people's lives or be voted the no. 1 sexiest person in your country?
I would like to be the sexiest person that ever saved 500 peoples lives...haha


Have an alarm clock that wakes you by slowly making your bed ice cold or an alarm clock that wakes you by shaking your bed violently?
Violent shaking? Um... is it the BIG ONE they're saying is DUE here in SOcal?hmm... Ice cold for me thanks.


Run into a wall or fall down the stairs?
Hm. I'd rather do neither.


Be a pirate or be a ninja?
A pirate adept at Kung FU!!!


Be the no. 1 entertainer for 4 years or be president of the U.S?
Look, Bush has been prez for 8 years and his speeches are always entertaining. (OOhh.. what stupid thing is he going to say next???)


Walk on the ocean floor or jump to the moon with moonboots?
Hmm... drown or die from lack of Oxygen? hm. I'll choose neither again.


Be a superhero or be a super villan?
HELLO!! I am SUPERMOM! silly question.


Be really creative or be really intelligent?
Um. Both... I'd want to CREATE something INTELLIGENT... rather than just CREATE something STUPID!!!


Be able to fly or be able to turn invisible?
I would say both... but if I could fly invisibly... I'd prolly be hit by a plane. Or bird crap. Yuck.


Be super famous on YouTube or win 1 thousand dollars?
I could make more than a thousand if I was super famous on Youtube.


Have cookies and milk or juice and crackers?
Hm. Whichever is low calorie, non-fat, organic & PETA friendly.


Go without watching TV for 2 weeks or without a computer for 2 weeks?
Me?!?!?! Oh My. I'd be dead after a week without EITHER!


Have a million friends that secretly hate you or have 1 best friend?
I can't even joke about this one... 1 bestie! Love you JEN-ay!


Live in hot weather for the rest of your life or cold weather for the rest of your life?
Duh. HOT! as long as by hot you mean like 75 to 80 degrees. lol.


Take over the Playboy Mansion when Hugh Heffner dies or Win the Lottery?
Oh Pulease! The Mansion & mag is worth waaay more than you could get in a lump sum from the lotto!!! Duh.


Be a good singer or be a good dancer?
Hmm.. lemme ask Britney Spears. Hold on a sec...


Be a famous singer or be a famous actor/actress?
Hmmm... lemme ask Jlo... hold on a sec......


Sleep with a celebrity of your choice or not have to work for 5 years?
Please, I'd be Johnny Depps mistress forever if he'd let me. lol. Sorry Chris. Love you.


Win 5 million dollars or find true love?
I could buy true love with 5 mil. lol. Not really but it's all I got.


Live in a house on the water or live in a castle?
Duh... castles have moats... that's water right?


Be Jonny Depp's girlfriend or have Jonny Depp's salary?
OMG. Duh. GIRLFRIEND? Who needs his salary if you have HIM!!!!!!


Be the same age forever or live to 100?
Lemme see, liver spots, wrinkles, Alzheimer's. What was the question again? Is that you John? Who's John? Where's my cat? Who's cat is this? .... (same age, duh)


Become famous for having a meltdown on YouTube or never become famous?
Are the people who melt down really famous? Or is their meltdowns the famous ones yet the person goes unknown? Can YOU remember the names of any of the people in the Vids? I can't!


Have lived in the 8th century or be born in the year 3000? (If the world still exists then)
Hmm... 3000... I want a hover HUMMER! lol.


Be a mad scientist or a private invertigator?
WHAT THE HELL IS AN INVERTIGATOR?? I'll let you know when Webster's can tell me what that is.


Have rain for a year non-stop or have nothing but suns for a year non-stop?
Drown or dehydrate? hm. Again, neither?


Kill your own meal (meat) or become a vegetarian?
I would have to hunt my own meat. HOW CAN PEOPLE HURT CARROTS?? they're so cute. Silly question. lol.


Get stuck in an elevator for 34 hours or gain 15 pounds?
Am I in an elevator with Johnny Depp? lemme know. I'll get back to you.


Be too hot with all your clothes off or too cold with a winter coat on?
C'mon.. I AM too hot with all my clothes off... move over Tila!! lol.


Be alergic to your favorite food or never find true love?
I dunno, but it would suck to never find my favorite food and be al(L)ergic to my true love!!! haha.


Be a dinosaur or be a penguin?
Well, depends. What did penguins evolve from evolutionally speaking? So If i was a penguin, wouldn't I have already been a dinosaur?


Be trapped in a haunted house alone or alone on a desterted island?
Will Johnny Depp be with me in either place? Lemme know, I'll get back to ya!


Have love but no money or have money but no love?
Ah, 'tis the life of most Celebrities. Sad huh?


Do Elmo workout videos or be obese?
Are you friggin kidding me? Elmo, AND Richard Simmons vids. To DIE for!


Live in Paris as a bum for a year or live in Kansas and be rich?
If I live in Kansas can I get to OZ in a Twister? I really wanna go to munchkin land!!!!


Get hit by a car going 8 miles per hour or fall down 2 flights of steps?
WHat is it with all these PAINFUL questions?


Give up alcohol or give up your favorite food?
Wait, alcohol ISN'T food? OMG. I coulda swore someone told me there was a sandwich in every beer!!!!


Skip Christmas for a year or skip your birthday for a year?
Again.. PAINFUL question.


Own a MAC or own a PC?
I can't laugh or joke at this one either... my PC crashed and I'm debating on getting a Mac (or a Touchsmart PC)


Never use MySpace again or never use Facebook again?
Myspace is my link to the outside world. Facebook, well all I get is people from India and Middle East. I think Osama just asked me to befriend him. Should I alert the CIA?


Only eat chicken for the rest of your life or only eat beef for the rest of your life?
I watch too many Disney movies to do either!!


Date the wrong people until you meet the right one or stay single til you meet the right one?
Ha. Too late. I did the first. oops. Hindsight is 20/20.


Have muscular abs or have muscular arms?
Depends... are you going to test me for steroids? Don't make me go all 'roid rage on you!


Go to federal prison for 3 months or go through 4 years of high school all over again?
Um. I was FORCED to go to school... and I couldn't leave when I wanted. Isn't that kinda like prison? (really tho I loved school)


Have a bird that curses or a dog that humps things?
A bird that humps things would be everlastingly hilarious.


Be rich and lose it all or never become rich?
Better to have spent and lost than never have spent at all.

[ShutterbugMama]

Nov. 15, 2008 at 10:52 AM

LMAO...

Johnny Depp....lol