Water works

[manomom]

Last night we were on the way to check out a little annual fair sponsored by a local church and we stopped through a drive-through to order burgers to eat on the way. My five-year-old son A told us he really needed to go potty, but we were waiting in the drive-through line and asked him to hold it for just a few more minutes until we got our food and went down the street a few blocks to our friend's house. Mind you, it hadn't even been more than thirty minutes since he went potty before we left our house. But no, he says right NOW!!! So daddy found an empty water bottle on the floor of the car and told A to pee in that. Okay, he's standing in the middle of the van with his pants pulled down just barely enough to do his business so daddy asks me to pull A's pants down just a tad more to make it easier to pee into the bottle. I thought no way, if I try to adjust his pants his little wee-wee will get knocked out of the bottle and spray everything. No sooner did I voice that thought when guess what?!?!? Yep, he sprang free from the bottle in mid-pee and hosed me down. We're talking full in the face, plenty in my hair, sprinkled down the front of my pants, sprayed all over the dashboard of the van, and goodness knows where else. Picture a fire hose let loose to wave through the air, spraying full blast. Thank goodness the food hadn't been handed through the window yet or we might have had soggy burgers! Daddy was laughing so hard he had to pull over and park once we had our food, he couldn't drive doubled over in laughter. Thank goodness we still have little ones so I had baby wipes to mop myself up! Thanks A for the huge laugh, but next time maybe you could tell a knock-knock joke?!?!?

 

[davecswife]

Nov. 16, 2008 at 10:56 AM

lol that funny sorry you got wet!

[NorahSethsMommy]

Nov. 16, 2008 at 11:07 AM

Sounds like you all learned a valuable lesson.

[TheBLB]

Nov. 16, 2008 at 11:34 AM

This beats the cat peeing on my bra hands down!  OMG  LMAO!!!

[RAINandTYsMom]

Nov. 16, 2008 at 7:25 PM

lol, I get this at least once daily, not quite as bad. My DS seems to always either forget to tuck his peepee down or else he lets got prematurely. Either way, I think I am getting used to it, lol.