tagged...7 things no one wants to know

[Jennifer761]

1-) I wonder when my 2 year old will be beyond the phase of purposely spilling things.

2-) I love forensic files & like shows.

3-) I really did literally forget how old i am, theres an art to that. If my face could forget it too -I would be thankful.

4-) remember that myth about women reaching their sexual peak at an inconvenient older age? I wonder if its true.

5-) Mittens is the name of our six toed cat.

6-) I think angry squirrells are really funny, when they make that stuttering sound at you.

7-) I thought I was beyond the age of my fly falling down and not realizing it until some inopportune time -like way after a very important appointment. Talk about impressing people. At specific ages a woman should just have total control and awareness of where the zippper is at on her jeans...i really thought i was there, like this could NEVER happen to me at my age. Ahh, the age of refinement has been defiled today along with some poor innocent bystander's eyesight. They should just make a lock for the pants of women who really never want that to happen, ever. Not to mention i've got to get that "that never happened" face on the next time i grace those people with my oh so graceful presence again.

8-) my husband and several of his friends might be layed off work in January if things don't turn around in the auto industry. I'm worried about that but I have to get the game face on & set the tone....I can't tell him I'm worried so i'll just tell anyone else who's listening...or like the whole world or something...soo kidding, sort of.

9-) I have gained weight that was just never really invited into my space. So, even though I could go buy new clothes, I've refused for about a year now....looking lumpy & dumpy in the wrong clothes...starting to wear men's (my husband's) clothes because they fit better. -So I just have to buckle down & lose it this year before I completely go over the edge & loose my sexual identity all together. I mean living in denial when you're wearing your husband's pants is pretty bad....don't want to end just giving up & growing a mustache next.

10-) I wonder if God ever does stand up -you know, comedy. After all, I prayed for the best words possible to come out of my mouth at the appointment today, and He answered that. (Because I haven't been expressing myself well lately.) But when I left & looked down, my zipper was all the way down and well, that wasn't the worst of it. I wonder if Hes going to be giggling when I'm praying for my zipper to stay up before the next appointment.

 

 

[FXmomTo3]

Nov. 25, 2008 at 12:01 PM

I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE your sense of humour!!!!!!