If there were a CafeBaby

[runawaybunny]

Commonly used abbreviations:

DMM Dear Mumma
DDD Dear Dada
DS Dear Sibling
DD Dear Doggie
DK Dear Kitty
SDD That guy married to Mumma who's not Dada
SMM That lady married to Dada who's not Mumma
LMDO Laugh my diaper off
ROPML Rolling on the Playmat laughing
ROPMLMDO Rolling on the Playmat laughing my diaper off

Journal Posts:

Please sign this petition to have bananas reclassified as a vegetable. This affects us ALL!
 
I finally climbed over the baby gate! Woo Hoo!!!!

Why can't we all STOP ACTING LIKE GROWN-UPS?!"

 My diaper is chaffing


Answers section:

Who else caught Sesame Street this afternoon? Wasn't it hilarious?

Anyone else's parent tried to feed them green beans? What do think about them?

Should I throw a fit when Mumma drops me off at the babysitters?

How can I escape my crib?

I found this under the couch. Should I eat it?


Polls:

What should I name my Teddy Bear?

Foo Foo
GiGi
BaBa
Yum Yum

Who gives better horsey rides?

Mumma
Dada
Other

My parents are pressuring me to use a cup. Should I...

Use the cup. It'll make them happy

Don't do it. Next thing you know they'll be expecting you to use a spoon.

Use the cup but only the blue one with the duckie on it. Pitch a fit if they try to give you anything else.

[Abomnablesnogrl]

Dec. 4, 2008 at 8:08 PM

uh oh.  i've never birthed no chilluns.  am i still allowed to laugh at this?  i had a paying gig as a nanny one sweet, sweet summer - that pretty much sealed the "no premarital sex so i don't get knocked up without having a secure income" deal for me.  needless to say, the boyfriend of the month didn't last long.  *sigh*  pressure, pressure.

 

[runawaybunny]

Dec. 4, 2008 at 8:21 PM

Of course. Feel free to LYDO.

(Original Poster)

[Moomie]

Dec. 4, 2008 at 8:59 PM

Cooper is lmdo....and so am I!

[xtina34]

Dec. 4, 2008 at 9:02 PM

Bahahahaha!  Your nuts BUNNY !  Very cute.

 

 

[xtina34]

Dec. 4, 2008 at 9:03 PM

and by your.. I totally meant  "You're" ! (it's the french spelling) *snort*

[runawaybunny]

Dec. 4, 2008 at 10:01 PM

Oh, good. Because the only nuts I personally have are almonds.

(Original Poster)

[jsnzmom]

Dec. 4, 2008 at 11:00 PM

As usual, you've got me LMPO, Bunny.  (That's "Laughing my Panties Off", since I don't wear diapers anymore.)

 

Norah has a question she'd like to add:  "Why are my parents so square?  They just don't understand why I NEED to play in the sink and flood the entire bathroom six times a day.  Why won't they let me have any fun???"

[jspy72]

Dec. 5, 2008 at 7:59 AM

Lydia is LMBOOHM - "laughing my boo b out of her mouth" since she doesn't want to quit nursing. Blah.

[mancosmomma]

Dec. 6, 2008 at 10:47 AM

Here is what Zane would have asked:  "Do your parents talk yet?  I keep trying to teach them 'Pee Poo' and they put me in the bathroom, when what I really want is the big teddy with the hunny pot."