The Mama Test

[Mouse869]

THE MAMA TEST
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> > I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up
> > something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I
> > took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
> > 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground; you don't
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> > know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,'
> > I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
> admiration and asked,
> > 'Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'
> > I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama
> Test.
> > You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.' We walked
> along in
> > silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new
> > information.
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> > 'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have
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> > to be the dad.'
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> > 'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.
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> > When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mama.