Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

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muzac...
Mar. 10, 2009 at 11:48 PM

LMAO----LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!!!  Everything that was said is SOOOOO true!!!! Too perfect so such a little phrase.

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