30 & Beyond's Font Song!

[30andBeyondPage]

"Baby Got FONT" *by She-Posts-A-Lot*

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her Font.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those 30 and Beyond Chicks.
But, you know, who understands those Font Girls? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total Admin, 'kay?
I mean, her Font, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so Robust, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... LARGE!

[She Posts-a-Lot]
I like big fonts and I can not lie
You other sisters can't deny
That when an admin walks in with an itty bitty font
And a small words in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that font was hidin'
Deep in the posts she's typin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get replyin'
And quote your typin'
My Admins tried to warn me
But that Font you use makes me so ornery
Ooh, 30 and B Admin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, Type it, Quote Me
'Cause I ain't that average groupie
I've seen them Laughin'
To hell with complainin'
She's big, mean,
And typin' on her machine
I'm tired of new groupies
Sayin' small fonts are the thing
Take the average member and ask her that
She gotta pack much FONT
So, Ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah!)
Has your Reply got the Font? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to Type it! (Type it!) Post it! (Post it!)
Use that Readable Font!!
Baby got FONT!

(1pt Font, we can't read, too puny)
Baby got FONT!

[She-Posts-A-Lot]
I like posts long, and proud
As if you're talkin' loud
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you quoted
And ugh, double-size, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout 1 pt
'Cause small fonts are for kids
I want 'em real thick and BIG
So find that juicy double (size)
Or you will be in Trouble!
Beggin' for a piece of that (thought) bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Small fonts says.... I don't know!
You can have them bi-focals
I'll keep my fonts, like, legible!
A word to the 30 and b sisters, I wanna Read with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *FONT*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of chicks won't like this song
'Cause them girls like to shrink it and hide it
And I'd rather SEE and play
'Cause I'm BIG, and I'm LOUD
And I'm down to get the Sharing on

So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Your big font makes me shout
Baby got FONT!

Baby got FONT!
"Yeah, baby ... when it comes to font size, 20 somethin's ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.

1pt-light pink-yellow? Ha ha, only if she's 11".

[She Posts-a-Lot]

So your girlfriend rolls a small point,playin' childish games you cant read
But children ain't got replies to posts
My Ol' EYES don't want none
Unless you've got SIZE, hun
You can do  Abuse Reports or quoting,
But please NO 1pt posting
Some sisters wanna read that joke post
And tell you that the joke is old
So they toss it and leave it
And I Delete cuz I cant read it

So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I JUST CANT READ THAT!
'Cause your font is small and your colors are hiding'
And I'm thinkin' bout crying'
To the small font dames startin' shit and games:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a large point sister, I can't resist her
Red fonts, large type, didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause her fonts I cant resist

She had games but we couldn't see 'em
And I pull up quick to get delete 'em
So ladies, if the font is short,
And you have a post to report,
Dial 1-900-can't see
And kick them posts you can't read
Baby got FONT!

(I piddle'd just a little cuz she got much FONT) [4pt size]