A woman standing naked in front of her bathroom mirror, asks her husband: "Do you think that my breasts are too small?"

And instead of giving her his usual reply that he does not think so, he answered: " If you want to make your breasts grow bigger, rub a piece of toilet paper between them for a few seconds every day."

Willing to try anything, the woman immediately begins rubbing toilet paper between her breasts.

"How long does this usually take?" she asked.

"Oh, it usually takes a few years. But don't worry, it's guaranteed to work!"

The woman stops rubbing. " do you really expect me to do this every day for a few years?! How do you know that this even works?"

And without missing a beat, her husband says: " It worked for your Butt, didn't it!"

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