my Worst experiences at the gym

[maggj73]

my Worst experiences at the gym...go ahead and laugh...

ok so travis and i go to the gym around 1-2 am every night....around that time there is 1 mexican male janitor. he doesnt speak english very well but who cares he is just mopping and what not while i go into the bathroom to change to and from my swim suit..
..any way the first time i saw him in there i was trying to hurry to get out of his way so i grab my stuff out of the locker and take off for the bathroom stall. when i get to the bathroom door i hear the guy saying miss, miss. so i peak my head around the corner, to my horror he is muttering something and pointing at the ground where my old ugly granny panties lay...in my haste they had slipped out from the rest of my clothes i had bundled together and they were right on the floor where he needed to mop! i ran and got them changed and got the hell out!
well we have been going since the middle of december now and every thing is good, when i get there he either nods or says hi and we go about our business. well tonight  for some reason there were alot of fat, loud, annoying girls up there....they were just goofing off the whole time. they almost got hurt when they got on one machine and it threw them off...any way while travis and i were in the hot tub they were in the shower singing and being very loud and annoying. when we heard the locker room go quiet i decided it was time to go take a shower and change
....i turned off the shower and went to throw the towel over the door so i could put my clothes on, when i did that the shower door flew wide open, i did not see the guy but i heard him off to the side mopping. i slammed the door shut about 3 more times before i gave up and left it open a crack.  when i came out i sat infront of my locker to put my shoes on.
 the guy stopped in front of me and said "your nice..." so i said "what?" and he said " those girls....they are mean...i just try to clean, i do my job, i dont care what you do take a shower what ever i do my job...." i said " oh ya those fat girls that were singing in the shower...i was avoiding them they annoyed me too."...he said "ya ya your nice i do my job" then he finished mopping and moved on to the guys room.
 i finished up and walked out of the locker room when i realized i had forgotten my swim suit in the dryer. i ran back in and as i was turning the corner....right where he had mopped....i slipped and slid across the floor like a baseball guy sliding to home run. thank god the janitor had finished early and was in the guys room. i jumped up grabbed the stuff and got out. well i have a huge knot on my arm and my whole right side of my body hurts..i wonder what will happen next......

[pnwmom]

Jan. 10, 2009 at 5:02 AM

Now that's what I call slap stick comedy!!!! LOL