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A FUNNY THANG HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE BEAUTY SUPPLY SHOP!!!
- Apr 18, 2007 at 1:37 PM
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You gotta love those BLONDE girls, don'tcha? They are so CUTE and FUNNY!
A "Thirty Something" BLONDE woman read in a "COSMO" magazine that taking "Milk Baths" will keep your skin looking YOUNG and SOFT.
The next morning, she left a note for the Milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
After reading the note, the Milkman assumed that the woman had made a mistake with her order, and proceeded to knock on her door.
A few seconds later, a very attractive BLONDE woman came to the door, wearing nothing but a robe.
"Good Morning Ma'am! I'm sorry to disturb you, but I believe that you have made a mistake with your order. Did you mean 2.5 gallons of milk?"
"No, the order is correct. I need 25 gallons of milk to fill my tub with."
To this, the Milkman asked: " Would you like that milk to be PASTUERIZED?"
"No, thank you. Only up to my BREASTS, the rest I can splash into my EYES."
Aren't those BLONDES silly?!
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