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Why boys need parents
- Jan 13, 2009 at 2:41 PM
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Why boys need parents...
And you also find out interesting things
when you have sons, like...
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough
water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2! .) If you spray
hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can
ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the
motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear
and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to
spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not
throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a
bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling
fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even
double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you
hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8.)
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A
six-year ol d Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old
Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will
pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough
and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue
is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool
you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good
parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.)
Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic t oys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw
up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women
will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- momtomatthew02
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