The last time I laughed so hard it hurt...

[frankiesmom125]

That I can actually remember off the top of my head was a year ago at my sons second birthday party.

Friends of ours had bought him the singing Pablo doll from the Backyardigans, which of course scared the bejesus out of the child.  We all think it's cute, so we're listening to it sing and dance, and Frankie (my son) goes to play with his Christmas singing Squirrel.  So now we've got "Your backyard friends" singing, along with "I'm gettin nuttin for christmas".  This is where my sisters boyfriend starts to flip out about the "horrible toys".  Of course, thats ammunition.  So they are being constantley played.

Please note that I am the only one among my friends with a child.  Most of my friends are either childless, or their children are my age.  Please also note that all my friends, along with my family, are a bunch of freaking perverts...

So here is Paul bitching about the squeaky songs, so what do I do?  Go upstairs and grab the Chicken that squaks to - what else - the Chicken Dance!  All three are going at once.  Thank GOD Frankie was in the other room, as one friend gets on the floor, and manuevers the dolls so they are, ahem, on top of each other, and sets them ALL OFF AT ONCE!

These dolls actually looked like they were having a threesome.  The way they were moving, the mouth and body movements, the whole nine yards.  My sister calls my Mom & Dad in, and they start laughing, Paul is horrified (welcome to the family Paul), and my one friend Brenda (who is the same age as my Mom), is purple from laughter.  They all realize I'm standing there, and the laughing stops.  Needless to say since the apple dosen't fall far from the tree, I lost it.  I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.  And then to make matters worse, Brenda yells out something about making menopausal woman pee their pants, and she's got her legs crossed, laughing hysterically, trying to make her way to the bathroom.  One friend took a video of it. 

I had stomach muscle strain for a week.

My one fear - Frankie wandered in as it was ending.  He laughed only because we were laughing, but my luck?  That will be his first memory that he carries on into adulthood. 

 

 

[Bearsjen]

Jan. 13, 2009 at 11:35 PM

lol...don't worry most major insurance carriers include therapy so you're all good.lol