Steeler Heaven

[NaterbugsMom]

(Stolen from one of my groups - hilarious!!)

 

 Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton" said God.

 "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a black & gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Steeler  flag, and in every window a Terrible Towel.

 

 Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I  have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and  I even went to the Hall of Fame."

 

 God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"

 

 "Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?"

 

God chuckled, and said, "Peyton, that's not Ben's house, it's mine."

[StifflersMom82]

Jan. 15, 2009 at 6:10 PM

Love it! I'm from Pittsburgh!