The gynecologist visit

[halfadozenofem]

Those who 'do not' have a sense of humor need to delete now.







A middle-aged woman

seemed sheepish as she

visited her gynecologist.

'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,

'you've been seeing me for years.

There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kind of strange...'

'Let me be the judge of that,'

The doctor replied.

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.'
'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,

Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters!
You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!' she implored.

'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynecologist put a comforting
hand on her shoulder.
'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'
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(Ready for this?)
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(I'm warning you.....)
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(Still not too late....delete now!)
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'You're simply going through the change!









DON'T BLAME ME.  I JUST FORWARD THE JOKES, I DON'T WRITE THEM !!!

[StifflersMom82]

Jan. 15, 2009 at 8:23 PM

Haha that was a good one!

[NorahSethsMommy]

Jan. 15, 2009 at 8:27 PM

None of your pics are showing up, but that was funny! LOL

[singedwingangel]

Jan. 15, 2009 at 8:28 PM

hmmmm ya get paid to do that now?? still not sure i am ready for it pay better be reaaalll good lol

[MemawBrie]

Jan. 15, 2009 at 8:28 PM

Good one!  I wish I could pee pennies, nickels and dimes darn it.

[halfadozenofem]

Jan. 15, 2009 at 8:35 PM

I don't know how to fix the pics...they are just little cartoon faces.....but I thought it was funny.  The lady we stayed with during Katrina forwarded it to me....she has a wild sense of humor, she is almost 70 (if she hasn't reached it yet....not sure) and she has more energy than ME!!! LOL

(Original Poster)

[thehairnazi]

Jan. 15, 2009 at 9:01 PM

haha...this is the year for 'change' right? i'll be watching and waiting to see how much i get...i am over 40 now! lol

[moomers]

Jan. 15, 2009 at 9:35 PM

Big smiles---I have to tell that one to my Aunt and G-Ma.They will love it !!

[carpetsharksmom]

Jan. 15, 2009 at 10:08 PM

LOL something to look forward to.

[Nanette77318]

Jan. 16, 2009 at 8:34 AM

Oh my gosh...THAT explains what I've been seeing!   : ) 

[Teresa16135410]

Jan. 16, 2009 at 2:58 PM

OMGosh dear! You KILL ME!!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!