Its A Boy!

                                                                (and a Mom!)

Born: Malachi O'Mari Broggin

Gave Birth: Laura-Ann Elizabeth Broggin

Date: September 28, 2008 (Yes, it took Laura-Ann months to get around to ordering announcements. So sue her.)

Weight: Baby's: 6 pounds 5 ounces Mom's: Lets see: She's eating 500 extra calories a day for breastfeeding, plus half a pound of chocolate to stay awake, plus all the lasagna her friends can cook. You do the math.

Eyes: Baby's: Blue Mom's: Bloodshot

Hair: Baby's: Brown Mom's: Unwashed since last Tuesday and falling out by the handful.

Length: Practically forever- at least 11 hours of labor, plus 10 minutes of pushing. And that's not counting those 2 visits to the hospital the week before, when Laura-Ann thought she was in labor but it was really just Braxton-Hicks contractions; or the hour after the baby came out, when her midwife kept doing things down there that are best not thought about..........Oh, and the baby was 19 inches

Sex: Never AGAIN!!!!

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crazy...
Jan. 26, 2009 at 1:58 PM

LMAO, THAT WAS GREAT!! Thanks for the laugh :) HAVE A GREAT DAY !

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poohl...
Feb. 18, 2009 at 10:24 AM

LOL...this is too funny!!!

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zim-m...
Jul. 10, 2009 at 1:48 AM

ohhhhhhhhhhh how fuuny is that.........very clever yet ohhhhhhhh so true

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amax620
Apr. 15, 2011 at 12:22 AM

Simply Funny without a doubt!!!!!

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