I am going to start this post with a disclaimer... some contents may be considered a bit eeeewwwww-worthy but I hope it still gives you a chuckle.

 

My husband is a truck driver. He is not an over-the-road driver but he does often drive very long hours every day locally. To save time and not make several pit stops throughout the day he will save his water bottles once he finishes drinking to use as little potties. Then he needs to toss his piss-bottles in the garbage when he returns to the truck yard at night.
One Friday evening he decided to bring his truck home for the weekend so he could make some little repairs and adjustments. Saturday afternoon my two-year-old twins wanted to get in and play around inside the truck while daddy worked on some cable connection or something underneath the truck. Once the twins tired of pretending to drive and touching all the buttons they moved on to explore the depths of the sleeper cab. My son N suddenly leaned over the front seat and proclaimed in a very excited voice "I found Daddy's juice!" He was so proud of himself as he handed over the bottle half full of yellow "juice" and even told me you're welcome. You see, daddy had forgotten to remove his urine bottle when he came home the night before. Thank goodness my son handed it over before deciding he was thirsty!!!
 

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Lovin...
Feb. 3, 2009 at 2:08 PM

That is too funny!

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RAINa...
Feb. 3, 2009 at 2:09 PM

lol

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Kadid...
Feb. 3, 2009 at 4:24 PM

OMG that is too funny!!!!!rolling on floor

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Mythi...
Feb. 3, 2009 at 4:26 PM

omg!!! hahahahaha!

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3wond...
Apr. 29, 2009 at 6:48 PM

ok this is the first time I have read this and OH MY.  this was funny.

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