For Women with Minor Depression, Feelings of Inadequacy, General Shyness or Social Anxiety

[CillaTexas]

IMPORTANT HEALTH ISSUE FOR WOMEN

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and
start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not...

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

[artmomma]

Feb. 6, 2009 at 1:25 AM

haha

[cakealicious13]

Feb. 6, 2009 at 4:40 AM

That is awesome! LOL

[IamLilysMom]

Feb. 6, 2009 at 11:47 AM

[emslala]

Feb. 6, 2009 at 1:46 PM

I have tried this treatment several times in recent years. It is very effective! One side effect that is not mentioned is excessive laughing. This side effect is significantly increased when margaritas are done as group therapy, in a setting such as Trudy's or Baby Alcapulco... especially when the treatment is purple! XOXOXO Love ya Cilla!

[Inle_Rabbit]

Feb. 6, 2009 at 10:54 PM

My sweet pea is lauging so hard it's bouncing! Lol!