my bank sent me a letter in the mail telling me the "state of things". when I saw the bottom I laughed my butt off.

so this means I don't have to lift a finger anymore. no more cleaning, laundry, cooking or doing dishes. I'm gonna start getting up uber early and getting me the early bird breakfast specials! I'm going to nap in the afternoon and yell at kids to stay off my lawn. I'm going to take up knitting till my joints are arthritic. oh and best of all I can spend all my time at the computer on cafemom. lol
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LOL! I want to be retired too, where did you sign up? ;)
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