FUNNY... FBI Job Opening

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Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin .
After all the background checks, interviews  And testing were done,
there were 3 finalists;  Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of  The men to a large
metal door and handed  Him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your  Instructions no matter what
the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting  In a chair .. . . Kill
her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could  Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man  For this job. Take your
wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was  Quiet for about 5
minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,  But I can't kill my
wife.' The agent said, 'You don't  Have what it takes. Take your wife
and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the  Same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the  Gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one  After another.  They heard screaming, crashing,
Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was  Quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the  Woman, wiping the sweat from her
brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.  I had to beat him to death
with the chair.'

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them