How to Make Things Happen...

[gab15th]

 I have special powers... I can make things happen at the snap of my finger, and I will share my tricks with you...

How to make a delivery show up.... be in the shower, or changing clothes

How to make that person call you... be on the toilet, with #2

Make your period show up... spend $15.00 on a preganancy test

Make your food show up at a restaurant... light a cigarette (that is of course if you're a smoker of course, and no I'm not condoning smoking, duh)

Need your kid to stop watching tv, or get their attention in general... start doing something important

Get your husband's attention away from a video game... be in the middle of finally doing something for yourself

Make your dog bark... A) be on the phone or B) have your kid take a nap

Get your computer to self terminate... need it for something other than cafemom

Make your car break down... buy a house

These are just a small list on how to make things instantly happen, enjoy.  Oh, and of course most of these are interchangable...

[sewkute]

Feb. 17, 2009 at 4:16 PM

LOL isn't that the truth