that would be my mind. if you find it please call the # above. o.k. here is my story. my twins take the school bus and my mom usually takes them to the bus stop and picks them up.the bus stop is right on the corner. you can see it from my house. but i am so paranoid that i will not let them even walk home from the corner to my house.(i know, i know, get over yourself sandy your twins are 7 years old and they are more than capable to walk through the yard to the house. you can even watch them if you needed. but every time i think about it something terrible happens at bus stops on the news.)

well my mom had a doctors appointment this afternoon. my 17 year old was home and i asked him if i fell asleep with kendall my 3 year old to please wake me up at 3:00. (the bus gets there anywhere from 3:10 to 3:30.

 well i wake up at 3:20 to my dog barking. i wake up frantically screaming tony's name out through the house. i get no response except for the dam dog barking and chasing his own dam tail. (my animals have complexes. my dog thinks he's a cat and my cat thinks he's a dog. right down to them eating each other's food)

 so guess what i do?? i go running out of the house forgetting my 3 year old sleeping on my bed. i get outside and there is my son tony waiting for the twins. so i am like phew. then i think about my 3 year old. i start to panic again i go to run through the door accept i can't run through the door. 1 of my little einstein's locked the bottom lock!! there is no chance that a window is open because once again i  flip out hearing about home invasion's. (and if anybody stole my computer i would have to find them and beat them down)

 so tony goes back out to watch for the twins. and i am l going crazy out on the porch trying to figure out how the hell i am going to get back in. and here is another funny side note: i had gone around and installed those child protector's on all of the handles in my house on saturday because kendall keeps on getting into all the rooms. she is 1 of those kids who think is so cute until you spend about 1hour with her. then you know what she is all about. well of course i put 1 of these thing's on the front door because she knows how to open the front door. but i had taken it off because my door sticks so my son was thinking o.k. we will wake her up and she'll open the door.

  well of course she we wake her up and are begging her to open the door. what do you all think she does? she locks the top lock. so know we are not only begging her to open the door we are begging for her to unlock the door. this goes on for oh it felt like an hour but was actually about 5 mins. when suddenly i realize i had put a spare key by the dryer.

 now if it had been her trying to sneak out of the house? she would have been out in no time flat.  so if you all are wondering why my screen name is crazymom now you know.

                                                                                   sandy.

 

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Jenny...
Feb. 23, 2009 at 10:25 PM

OMG! That is good!!!

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tab9344
Feb. 23, 2009 at 11:40 PM

That was good, I could just picture it,

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devan...
Feb. 23, 2009 at 11:42 PM

Oh wow, that's a great story.  Your Kendall sounds way too much like my Isabelle!

she is 1 of those kids who think is so cute until you spend about 1hour with her.

 

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crazy...
Feb. 24, 2009 at 2:28 AM

i told you it was funny.

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jspy72
Feb. 24, 2009 at 8:17 AM

Ha! That is funny!

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