Dear Riley

[RileysMom91106]

 My sweet and beautiful little man, I love you more than life itself. Recently, over the past near week, you have taken up the habit of showering with me again. Normally this is something that I would no longer do as you are 2.5 years old and getting a little too curious, but daddy is out of town, and I know you miss your shower time.

I hate to break it to you though, today was the last time. Why you ask? Well my son, I pee in the shower. I have for as long as I can remember, and while I don't see anything wrong with peeing in the shower, I do see something wrong with peeing on your head. While I have made every attempt to empty myself in the toilet prior to getting in the shower with you, my lovely bladder seems to produce urine at a rapid pace upon entering the stall.

You like to lay on your belly between my legs while slurping up the shower water, or you like to blow raspberries on the bottom of the tub, and laugh hysterically because the bathtub *tooted* - As a mother, it would be wrong for me to pee during these precious times.

I suppose I could step out of the shower to pee, but you see my son, my love, it's damn cold out there, and quite frankly, peeing in the the shower feels better than sitting my wet butt down on the toilet while I freeze to death.

So, on that note. Tomorrow, I shower alone.

[crazykatlady68]

Feb. 26, 2009 at 6:18 PM

ok, i never thought i could adore you more.....i was sorely mistaken

[MommyKelley04]

Feb. 26, 2009 at 7:45 PM

HAHAHA too funny.

[CasandraFinlay]

Feb. 27, 2009 at 5:38 AM

Two 'showers' in one... THAT'S multitasking!

[mom2adultsons]

Feb. 27, 2009 at 9:16 AM

Aw. Poor Riley.  Getting rid of some mommy son time.  LOL 

YOu are a riot, woman!  Love ya.

 

[s.teph]

Mar. 27, 2009 at 9:30 PM

lol just be glad you can get yours to shower with you! Mine sits in the tub opposite the shower head and cowers in fear of the water sprinkling down on him lol. At first he tries to wipe the water away, and then he tries to move.. to no avail.. and then he just gives in and starts SHRIEKING lol.. I'd kill to have mine shower with me at times.. it's IMPOSSIBLE to shower in under 4 minutes and by that time he's gotten into EVERYTHING lol. So when I'm the only parent home.. which is often.. it woud be extra convenient to be able to see what he's doing. As it stands he knows when I'm in there I can't really do much and begins flinging my tampons all over the free world lol.