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What's HE doing here? Excuse me...Sir?
- Feb 28, 2009 at 12:14 PM
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I cant be the only American Housewife who's now suffering because of the recent lay-offs; WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? Is that...my husband? I vaguely remember him, although....
I DONT REMEMBER:
1. Him being here, everyday, day in, day out, all DAY LONG!
2. I dont remember cleaning up so many messes in the kitchen...
3. I forgot all about how important "The Garage" actually is; in fact, I forgot we even had a garage!
4. I dont recall ever having to ask another adult what they want for lunch...suddenly, we're not ALL cheering for mac n' cheese.
Yeah, this aint lunch with the co-workers, pal...sorry.
Who wants a juice box?
5. I am increasingly annoyed by the fact that they guy SLEEPS IN, EVERY DAY, SINCE WORK ENDED.
GET UP!
Excuse me...Sir? Yeah, life actually goes on....
Uh-huh, I swear it...
6. It appears there's a "sound" coming form the front of the truck.
(Yeah, right...that's a just a reason to grab a beer and stay outside all day...NEAR YOUR GARAGE!
7. I can tell you, WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY, who is to blame for my wet ass.
MY BOYS ARE TRAINED TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN....
That man??? Apparently isn't here often enough to know the rules....
8. I'm on a can/bottle/cup collecting routine. Perhaps I should cash it all in at the recycling center and keep the cash Im earning?
9. (Does he have a volume button???)
10. Wait...wait just one sec...
HE JUST TOOK THE TRASH OUT, and refilled my coffee cup....
Alright...he can stay, I guess.
For a while...
xo
Elle
Comments:
*giggles*
You are a teased!
Mine already gotten outta bed, check in Internet then out to garage to continue to work on his man-made tractor that he started.
Have a GREAT weekend!
Totally Understand and sympathize with you, best of wishes on getting him to help. If you find the secret let me know what it is, PLEASE?
lmao how cute!
LOL!!
How funny!! I guess it IS different when THEY get laid off!
I hope he finds a job soon!!
HUGS
I so know what you mean! When DH was off for a month after his back surgery, I thought I was going to go nuts!!
Big hugs to you all!
LOL I sooooo dread those days. And they're a-comin'! Soon!! Ugh!! 
OMG, I think I just wet my pants. totally been there and done that routine. It's tough and I am sending lots of love, patience and hugs your way. xoxo :)
L
mine watches the same movies over and over. I have everyone of the movies he watches memorized and don't even care if I never ever see them again. All I have to do is close my eyes..... i love him to death but some of the testosterone crap needs to go... not all of it but geesh!!
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