Got Assets?

[Rebeccalynn_dj]

Today I had to pay for a speeding ticket.  I was stuck at the court house for a while.

There was a man in front of me that we will call Mr Friendly.  At first he was friendly to my child.  I tend to be a bit wary of this but I didn't get creep vibes toward my son.

Then he was friendly to me.  He was talking about what a jerk "he-who-doesn't-deserve-to-be-named" is.  "He-who-doesn't-deserve-to-be-named" is all over the news because he is a big imbecile.  Anyway, it was an easy way to get me to converse with him.

My special gift is that strangers are attracted to me.  I can be standing in line at the grocery store and they will tell me their darkest seceret. 

The shut down began when he told me his job.  He told me he worked as a a designer of the highways.  I asked if he had to work outside with the guys.  He said yes.  And I said that was a rough job because of the crazy Texas weather.  He said something to the effect of, "I would love if you stopped and gave me some water."  Then Mr. Friendly looked me up and down.

Mr friendly kept trying to start a new conversation after the first one ended.  I kept shutting it down.  He asked me my kids ages.  He tried talking about his kids.  He asked me why I had a diamond wedding ring on each hand.  He even tried talking to me about local restaurants. 

Once I shut down communication you will not get eye contact and I will answer in a way that there can be no volley to the conversation. 

The poor man tried his hardest.  He even tried to get strangers to join in our hour wait in line.  He got nothing but an eye full of my bosom. 

 

Tags: assets, boobs, tits, stupid, man, joye why didn't this happen to you too?, eye, contact, shut, down, idot, crazy, ticket, mr, friendly, gift

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[sapient]

Mar. 2, 2009 at 10:27 PM

I told you you were gorgeous and people love you!

But... sadly its been a while since I have had a 'Mr Friendly' try to talk to me : -(

[Rebeccalynn_dj]

Mar. 2, 2009 at 10:28 PM

Sarah, that is only because I have assets. LOL

 

(Original Poster)

[fairy74]

Mar. 2, 2009 at 10:29 PM

More like Mr. Icky...ewwww....the worst is when people cannot take a hint. 

[cleanaturalady]

Mar. 2, 2009 at 10:30 PM

An eye full of you bosoms, huh?  Well, darlin' that's what he was after.

[Rebeccalynn_dj]

Mar. 2, 2009 at 10:31 PM

I know Kim, but I can't hide those babies.

(Original Poster)

[bugsandpirates]

Mar. 2, 2009 at 10:34 PM

LOL ~ Mr. Friendlys' can be so down right disgusting with their stupid comments! 

I also attract strangers to me, but its not usually for flirting, its rather to tell me TMI issues!  My husband swears I carry a sign on my forehead, Therapist ~ Tell me your issue & make sure it has all the details!

[beanielips]

Mar. 2, 2009 at 10:39 PM

LOL... I can't believe how guys can act!

[JoyeAustin]

Mar. 2, 2009 at 10:46 PM

ME?! Hehe. I have not been hit on in SO long.

I'm sorry you had a sleazoid come on to your bosom. Unfortunately for him, your brain-filled head was attached and you've got smarts.

This will teach you to get a ticket, you social deviant.

[clairandamjones]

Mar. 3, 2009 at 12:43 AM

Two ways to look at this:

Sleazoids like Mr. Friendly should not be allowed out in public.  (True.)

Rebecca's got quite the rack and she should hold it proud.  (Undoubtedly also true...but I promise I ain't checkin' out yer boobs, dahlin.)

[Fistandantalus]

Mar. 3, 2009 at 8:24 AM

It's not the rack people!  This kind of thing happens to me all the time and I have a negative bra size.  It's the fact that we look 'em in the eye, we're open enough to chat at all when anyone else would refuse.  The get a gleam after a minute "Does this chick actually like me?" then they step it up and you have to shut 'em down.