When God made woman

[Mama_Jenny]

By the time the Lord made woman,

He was into his sixth day of working overtime.

An angel
appeared and said,

'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'

And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?

She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,

have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable

and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,

have a lap that can hold four children at one time,

have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart

-and she will do everything

with only two hands.'



The angel
was astounded at the requirements.

'
Only two hands!? No way!

And that's just on the standard model?

That's too much work for one day.

Wait until
tomorrow to finish.'



'But I won'
t, ' the Lord protested

'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.

She alrea
dy heals herself when she is sick

AND can work 18 hour days.'



The angel
moved closer and touched the woman.

'But you have made her so soft,
Lord.'



'She is soft,
' the Lord agreed,

'but I have also made her tough.

You have no idea what she can endur
e or accomplish.'



'
Will she be able to think?', asked the angel.



The Lord repli
ed,

'Not only will she be able to think,

she will be able to reason and negotiate.'



The angel
then noticed something,

and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.

'
Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.

I told you that you were tryin
g to put too much into this one.'



'
That's not a leak,'

the Lord corrected,

'that's a tear!'

'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.



The Lord said,
'The tear is her way of expressing her joy,

her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,her loneliness, her grief and her pride.'

The angel
was impressed.

'You are a geniu
s, Lord.

You thoug
ht of everything!

Woman is truly amazing.'



And she is!

Women
have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hards
hips and they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness,

love and joy.

They smile
when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy

and laugh

when they are nervous.

They fight
for what they believe in.

They stand
up to injustice.

They don'
t take 'no' for an answer

when they believe there is a better solution.

They go witho
ut so their family can have.

They go to the docto
r with a frightened friend.

They love uncon
ditionally.

They cry when their
children excel

and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy
when they hear about

a birth or a wedding.

Their
hearts break when a friend dies.

They griev
e at the loss of a family member,

yet they are strong w hen they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss

can heal a broke
n heart.

Women
come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

They'
ll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you

to show how much they care about you.

The heart
of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.

They bring
joy, hope and love.

They have compa
ssion and ideals.

They give moral
support to their family and friends.

Women
have vital things to say and everything to give



HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,



IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

[3snuffinNH]

Apr. 4, 2009 at 7:47 PM

I've seen this before, but it's always worth it!! :)