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Go Forth & Speak Well
- Mar 4, 2009 at 10:43 AM
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Just a fun challenge in honor of National Grammar Day: How many errors can you find in the following paragraph? I had a wonderfully vexing time writing so poorly, so appreciation for my efforts is desired!
Happy Natl Grammar Day...........did u know that it was started by msn. Yup, and its pardner, the society for the promoshun of good grammer. It's notoriety is going threw the roof! Be sure to meat up with your friends and have some fun with it. Later, I'll be having some friends for lunch, and dependin on what there preferences are, I might ad mayo. Your sure to have fun with this if you enjoy speaking good, but if you are not a naturel speller then it might not be so grate for you to do this deer. it makes me sic when i am trying to read a post on her and it is won giant runon sentence with no punctation or kaps or when sumone rights a jurnal about people not speeking english when they are righting this way i mean hell-o get a clu or at least a clue. ok i cant rigth liek this mcuh longer or my brain will leek out of my hears and my i's will start to bleed to. have a grate day, meat some interesting people, and be shur to let me no how many of my errors you might have founded!
It's great to grate your own cheese.
It's nice to meet people who like to eat meat.
It's a wonderful thing to know how to say "no" to drugs!
They like it when you use their ideas, but they're also going to expect a thank you.
I like summer better than winter, but then again, fall is my favorite!
P.S. "Google" is NOT a verb!
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Too many errors.My eyes are now bleeding.
Should I add that each and every error in here is one that I have observed in the Hallowed Halls of Cafe Mom in the last forty-eight hours? Sad, is it not? Ah, well, it's also vastly amusing and oddly challenging to incorporate them all into one paragraph.
As a huge grammar sinner, I will admit my faults the first step!!! I am Sharon and I am grammar challenged. Heck. there are prob. mistakes in here. lol
Holy guacamole, Lis. I lost count after 28! That is horrible! I heart you.
I'm cringing. I'm getting nauseated. I'm losing focus...can't see the screin...its startng tu get me to...aaaaahahhhhh
Can't stand it, can't read more than a couple sentences.
I stopped reading after Natl
At least there is some capital letters and punctuation involved! I can not stand reading posts that look like one big run on sentence! And there is spelling check, people!!!
Were I to edit this, you would not be able to see the page for all of the red marks.
Wow---good job! I mean, good bad job. You know what I mean!
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Too many to count! That looks JUST like most posts here on CM!
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