Grammar Nazis, today is your day!

[ErikaRobin]

National Grammar Day is upon us!

If you KNOW when to say NO and can see that THEY'RE doing THEIR best work over THERE, rejoice in today!  Embrace your sentence-making finesse and write like the wind!  Use your big words!  Click "check spelling"! 

 

If you can remember that the comma is not just for decoration and parentheses are a matched set, today is your day. 

 

If you cringe when you see an apostrophe at the end of "hers" or "yours", today is your day.

 

If you see someone write "for all intensive purposes" and you want to reach through the screen and inflict bodily harm on the culprit, today is your day.

 

If you are guilty of making blatant grammatical boo-boos and horrendous misspellings and being too lazy to use the SpellCheck button, today is not your day.  Ask not for WHOM the bell tolls; it tolls for THEE.  Now go sit in the corner until you are called.  That's bad grammar, BAD! 

 

*shakes finger*

 

 

 

[aurorabunny]

Mar. 4, 2009 at 11:30 AM

LOL! Love it!  Especially the tag.

I mean..will sum o fus hvae babies on our laps an don t hav etime for that, who made u in charge???

[clairandamjones]

Mar. 4, 2009 at 11:36 AM

Wow, permission to use big words is granted?  Supercalifrajulisticexpialidocious! 

Damn it all, Mr. Webster really needs to add that one to the Big Book.

[ErikaRobin]

Mar. 4, 2009 at 11:40 AM

AM, if Webster didn't want to put any Seussisms in there, he certainly won't put Disney-isms in there.  I can't believe he had his own show in the 80's!  Snobby one, that Webster.   ;-P

(Original Poster)

[ivansmom07]

Mar. 4, 2009 at 11:41 AM

I cum here to relx and hve sum fun. Its' the INTERNET.

i luv u, eriak.

 

[ServinGsus]

Mar. 4, 2009 at 11:48 AM

Oh my goodness!  This was marvelous, but the tag takes the cake! 

[sapient]

Mar. 4, 2009 at 11:49 AM

Since it's my day, do I get cake?

[sapient]

Mar. 4, 2009 at 11:51 AM

Since it's my day, do I get cake?

sapient

Of COURSE you get cake!

(Original Poster)

[aurorabunny]

Mar. 4, 2009 at 12:30 PM

In honor of grammar day, for you Erika.

[KristiS11384]

Mar. 4, 2009 at 12:37 PM

Wow, permission to use big words is granted?  Supercalifrajulisticexpialidocious!

 

 

WEbster DOES need to add it. You spelled it wrong. It is spelled SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS

 

[KristiS11384]

Mar. 4, 2009 at 12:38 PM

I need to learn how to release the Shift key!