questions

[allensavannahs]

 QUESTIONS THAT CAN HAUNT YOU!
 
 Can you cry under water?
 
 How important does a person have to be before they are
 considered
 assassinated instead of just murdered?
 
 Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but
 it's only a 'penny
 for your thoughts'?  Where's that extra penny going
 to?
 
 Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
> clothes you were
 buried in for eternity?
 
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
 
 What disease did cured ham actually have?
>
 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out
 it would
 be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
 
 Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'
> when babies wake up
 like every two hours?
 
 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
 hearing?
 
> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
 
 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
 money in
> binoculars to look at things on the ground?
 
 Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're
 going to see
 you naked anyway.
 
 Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
 
 Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
 to a
 horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
 
 If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
 stupid song about him?
 
 If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
 out of a
 coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
 
 Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
 fours? They're both dogs!
 
 If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME
 crap, why
 didn't he just buy dinner?
 
 If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
 from
 vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
 
 If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
 from morons?
 
 Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
 the same tune?
 
 Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
 
 Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
 hemisphere, but
 call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
 
 Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
 he gets mad at
 you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his
 head out the
 window?
 
 Why, Why, Why
 
 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
 batteries
 are getting dead?
 
 Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds'
 when they know there
 is not enough money?
 
 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
 billion
 stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
 
 Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal
 injection?
 
 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
 
 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks
 when you
 throw a revolver at him?
 
 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
 
 Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word
 'lisp'?
 
 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
 
 Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the
 bubbles
 are always white?
 
 Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
 
 Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with
 hopes that
 something new to eat will have materialized?
 
 Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with
 their
 vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it,
 then put it
 down to give the vacuum one more chance?
 
 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on
 your first try?
 
 How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
 fixtures?
 
 When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle
 with a
 shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say,
 'It's all
 right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't
 we say, 'That really
 hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
 
 Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
 that's falling
 off the table you always manage to knock something else
 over?
 
 In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was
 in summer
 when we complained about the heat?
 
 How come you never hear father- in-law jokes?
 
 And my FAVORITE.... ..
 The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four
 persons is
 suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
 three best
 friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

[LaNette000]

Mar. 6, 2009 at 1:26 AM

These are thought provoking aren't they. haha